Продолжаем тематику статусов для социальных сетей Вконткте, Одноклассники, Фейсбук, Мейл-агент и другие. Подборка прикольных, веселых, остроумных статусов на немецком с переводом от нашего блога для вас.
Статусы на немецком с переводом для Вконткте, Одноклассников и другие
Ich spreche frei in Englisch, Russisch, Deutsch ... ja und in anderen Stunde auch.
Я разговариваю свободно на русском, английском, немецком ... да и на других уроках тоже.
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In dieser Wohnung kann ich nicht länger bleiben, da ich dauernd der Sittlichkeit ausgesetzt bin.
В этой квартире, я не могу оставаться дольше, потому что я постоянно подвергаюсь морали.
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Ein Pessimist sieht das dunkle eines Tunnels. Ein Optimist sieht das Licht am Ende des Tunnels. Ein Realist sieht den Zug im Tunnel. Und ein Zugführer sieht drei Idioten auf den Gleisen stehen!
Пессимист видит темноту в туннеле. Оптимист видит свет в конце туннеля. Реалист видит поезд в туннеле. А машинист поезда видит трёх идиотов, стоящих на рельсах!
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Die 2 größten Lügen der Ärzte:Es tut nicht weh und es ist gleich vorbei!!
2 крупнейших ложи врачей: не больно, и скоро будет конец!
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Anrufe in Abwesenheit: Schwester (1) , Bruder (1) , Papa (4) und Mama (56)
Пропущенные: Сестра (1) брат (1), папа (4) и мама (56)
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Die größte Lüge aller Zeiten: Ich habe die Nutzungsbestimmungen gelesen und stimme zu!
Самая большая ложь всех времен: Я прочитал и согласен с условиями использования!
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Deine Zähne sind wie die Sterne am Himmel ... so gelb und so weit auseinander!
Ваши зубы, как звезды в небе ... такие желтые и так далеко друг от друга!
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Erst als du weg warst verstand ich eigentlich wie viel du mir bedeutest
Только тогда, когда ты ушел(ла), я действительно понял(а), как много ты значишь для меня
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Warum heiraten Männer am liebsten eine Jungfrau? Weil Männer keine Kritik vertragen können.
Почему мужчины предпочитают жениться на девственнице? Потому что мужчины не могут терпеть критику.
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Nichts in der Welt ist so ansteckend wie Gelächter und gute Laune
Ничто в мире не так заразно, как смех и хорошее настроение
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Trying is the first step to failure.
Попытка это первый шаг к провалу
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